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Apr 2, 2013
Three ??? in the Fountain
Three ??? in the Fountain (Apr 2, 2013)

Oak Park's relentless spending rampage

Enough with the park renovations already!

 

Oak Park's relentless spending rampage

Enough with the park renovations already!


Jun 25, 2012
Biker Hater
Biker Hater (Jun 25, 2012)

Hey Kids! Oak Park Collector Cards! Collect 'Em All!

Edna Stoot. Professional Sidewalk Vigilante.

Hates: Bicycles, skateboards, roller skates, anything with wheels.
2012 Biker Hater Hall of Fame
Quote: "The highway or my way"
Hey Kids! Oak Park Collector Cards! Collect 'em all!

 

Hey Kids! Oak Park Collector Cards! Collect 'Em All!

Edna Stoot. Professional Sidewalk Vigilante.

Hates: Bicycles, skateboards, roller skates, anything with wheels.
2012 Biker Hater Hall of Fame
Quote: "The highway or my way"
Hey Kids! Oak Park Collector Cards! Collect 'em all!


May 29, 2012
Sidewalk BBQ
Sidewalk BBQ (May 29, 2012)

Oak Park Pigeons.  SOLVED!

Turn on the heated sidewalks. Finally, something good coming out of all those tax dollars!

 

Oak Park Pigeons.  SOLVED!

Turn on the heated sidewalks. Finally, something good coming out of all those tax dollars!


May 6, 2012
Stand OP
Stand OP (May 6, 2012)

Oak Park, Illinois. Watta great place!

I do Children's Parties, Fund Raisers, Square Dances, Library Readings, Trade Shows, Divorce Parties, Construction Sites, Meet And Greets, Personal Enrichment Workshops, Hazings, and Interventions.

 

Oak Park, Illinois. Watta great place!

I do Children's Parties, Fund Raisers, Square Dances, Library Readings, Trade Shows, Divorce Parties, Construction Sites, Meet And Greets, Personal Enrichment Workshops, Hazings, and Interventions.


Feb 2, 2012
Oak Pig
Oak Pig (Feb 2, 2012)

Millions spent on constructing heated sidewalks?!

Thank God everything else is perfect in this town.

 

Millions spent on constructing heated sidewalks?!

Thank God everything else is perfect in this town.


Nov 26, 2011
How Many Bakeries?
How Many Bakeries? (Nov 26, 2011)

Another bakery is opening up? You have GOT to be kidding me!

Let's see how many bakeries you can put in one place!

 

 

Another bakery is opening up? You have GOT to be kidding me!

Let's see how many bakeries you can put in one place!

 


Oct 28, 2011
Tax Break
Tax Break (Oct 28, 2011)

Wow! Oak Park, IL has among the highest property taxes in the state!

Do your part and help deliver another tax bill to happy residents.

 

Wow! Oak Park, IL has among the highest property taxes in the state!

Do your part and help deliver another tax bill to happy residents.


Jul 28, 2011
I So Shame: The lost interviews!
I So Shame: The lost interviews! (Jul 28, 2011)

What's with the builders in this town?  Chronic inferior construction is failing everywhere.  Lawsuits are rampant!

A crumbling foundation pillar in a new parking deck unearthed a stockpile of unreleased private recordings.

This is an original, uncut face-to-face with Ruflik Anwallkrak, an Oak Park housing builder.

 

What's with the builders in this town?  Chronic inferior construction is failing everywhere.  Lawsuits are rampant!

A crumbling foundation pillar in a new parking deck unearthed a stockpile of unreleased private recordings.

This is an original, uncut face-to-face with Ruflik Anwallkrak, an Oak Park housing builder.


Jun 1, 2011
Laff-ordable Housing
Laff-ordable Housing (Jun 1, 2011)

Everybody's talking 'bout a new way of walking.  
My, er, THE village of Oak Park has partnered up and taken on the sanctimonious project converting some unused building into "affordable housing" for "100% low income individuals".

Affordable Housing? Is that what they call it now?
Hmm....


 

Everybody's talking 'bout a new way of walking.  
My, er, THE village of Oak Park has partnered up and taken on the sanctimonious project converting some unused building into "affordable housing" for "100% low income individuals".

Affordable Housing? Is that what they call it now?
Hmm....


Feb 22, 2010
If You Build It, They Will Foreclose!
If You Build It, They Will Foreclose! (Feb 22, 2010)

Come on! Let's put together our perfect town!
Drag and Drop the buildings onto the neighborhood!
(No sound -- yet)

 

Come on! Let's put together our perfect town!
Drag and Drop the buildings onto the neighborhood!
(No sound -- yet)


Feb 7, 2010
School Reform Budget
School Reform Budget (Feb 7, 2010)

What would happen to 5 billion dollars allocated for reforming our school system?
(No sound -- yet)

 

What would happen to 5 billion dollars allocated for reforming our school system?
(No sound -- yet)


Jan 14, 2010
Wipe That Smirk Off Drew Peterson!
Wipe That Smirk Off Drew Peterson! (Jan 14, 2010)

Guilty of murder or not, what is with this guy? Every time you see him in the news he's got that smug "You'll never get me" sneer.

So here is your chance to wipe off that smirk.

With a prize purebred Buff Orpington chicken.

 

Guilty of murder or not, what is with this guy? Every time you see him in the news he's got that smug "You'll never get me" sneer.

So here is your chance to wipe off that smirk.

With a prize purebred Buff Orpington chicken.